Ooookay, back when I used Vingle kind of consistently, I wrote a card titled "A Day in the life of this Average Salesperson" where I explained, in detail, two awkward encounters at work.
Welp, I had another... experience!
First off, let me say that I get the worst luck with flirty female customers
So, yesterday, I clock into work and then immediately see the top of a hat and maybe half a head that's hidden under it on the other side of the store. I assume it's an older lady since they're usually the fashionable ones, so I walk over and greet her nicely, but when she turns around, it's actually an early-mid 20's looking young lady. Veeery attractive. Very cute outfit. Gym/active clothing, but not the slutty kind, slightly conservative even, but it's easy to see she takes care of herself. Nice body, dark brown eyes, light make-up, about 4 inches shorter than me, clear skin, cute smile and did I mention the sparkle in her eyes? Oh gods. They sparkled. So basically, she's my idea of perfect right?
She tells me a bit about her activity level and says that she wants a protein. Which is easy. We're talking, flirting, giggling and laughing at everything the other says. We're connecting. Eye contact, blushing, fidgeting, twirling hair, the "I'm cute and shy" under the brow/ through the eye lashes look is being given. The whole package. She's funny, witty and veerry charming. I catch her checking me out as I guide her to another part of the store, she notices my eyes roaming a bit and puffs out her chest a little bit. My two coworkers are watching and whispering to each other; my male coworker is giving me thumbs up and teasing our coworker about me giving another girl attention, who looks slightly upset and jealous but is trying to play it off. (LONG story.)
Anywho, this girl and I finally make it to the register and she tells me about her hiking and the trials that she loves. I tell her about two different ones and she says,"Oh, that sounds so amazing! We should totally go hiking sometime!!"