Guys!!! Have you ever wondered what your girlfriend, wife, special other, your mother, side chick, that other chick, that other chick's other chick, that girl next door, or that girl friend, truly mean when they speak?
You ask her for a boys' night out and she said "Fine" does not mean it is okay for you to go out (1/100 chances she actually means "Yes, go please enjoy yourself" / "manicure time")
Worry no more.
Introducing THE device that WILL help all you men in these situations.
Note: We do apologize as there is not yet a translator device for man&man / woman&woman / droids&otherbeings / human&animal.
Disclaimer: This is created by the thoughts of @ChrisSingularis , @AlloBaber , and @1FallenAngel as a representation of our thoughts. Please note this is not a generalization nor a representation of all men & women. Full disclaimer is provided in the bottom of this card.