so this situation doesn't fully apply to my case considering my phone always unlocks on an app and I always have something more normal as my lock screen so no one sees my weird obsession for korean men. And I'd probably keep my laptop in my luggage and use my phone more and my kindle doesn't have a wallpaper. So I'd be good, haha, but I would probably hyperventilate and die if I was in that situation.
I decided to message my friend about it and I loved her response. I simply replied with "I wish"