"Stop! Quicksilver time!" (like stop hammer time? from that old Mc hammer song. lol)
"My name is Quicksliver, and if you've never eaten this bacon egg cheese biscuit, that looks suspiciously like a mcmuffin, you're clearly missing out."
*time stops for a second* "Did I remember to turn off mom's hair straighter?"
"Hey sis, I have a witch of an itch on my right butt cheek, and I want you to scratch it."
Static- "is this from one of your weird japanese shows?"
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