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😂~BTS Guide~😂
As every ARMY knows. BTS is addictive. And for those of you who haven't been sucked into the fandom. Here is a guide into the wonderful life ruining world of the BTS I'm going to say this now before some drama starts. Don't take this seriously!!! It's all in good fun. Also I found this on Twitter and I thought it was funny so I'm reposting this. I don't know who the original owner is but just know I'm am not that person. Edit: just saw that someone named .@namjoone made it so props to them XD Enjoy!!!! I wanted to share this cause I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂🙌🏻✨ Imma help u out just incase u don't want to zoom in the whole time. start ur enJins • "you don't know anyeonghaseyo?" • likes his face a lot, self confidence goals • went blonde once and the planet imploded • most likely to act nice when guests are over then whoop yo ass after they leave • that friend that always carries Advil and makes sure everyone is hydrated and well fed • he stepped out of a car and started a nationally trending hashtag •mom •stans would d*e for him grandfather •can/will kick your ass • back in HIS day, he had to CARRY his donkey to the village in a raging BLIZZARD, EVERY day, UPHILL both ways • likes music • secretly enjoys cute things (e.g. park jimin, kim taehyung, jung hoseok, kumamon, e.t.c) • if he likes you then he would probs actually die to protect you •Practical™ •glaring is a sign of affection • ITS MIXTAPE SEASON drop of liquid Sunlight™ • there is nothing bad to say about Hobi like I can't even be ironically mean to him I can't do it • a blessing to this harsh cruel world • dances • the average human has 206 bones, Hoseok has none • *hipster voice* "the saddest people smile the brightest, all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do" • ETERNALLY YELLING • scared of everything. horror movies are the enemy. snakes are the enemy. roller coasters are the enemy • invented stank face™ (see second picture) god of destruction • breaks everything • so much talent it's literally pouring out of his ass like he's literally so talented • Problematic Friend But Is Getting Better™ •dad • cannot dance, cannot cut onions • Most likely to get a virus on your computer but then feel really bad and painstakingly build you a new model entirely from scratch • actual genius • wear stupid outfits and makes them look good • wants to be a philosopher when he grows up sexual marshmallow •an enigma • 0 to 100 in less than two seconds • one of the kindest, gentlest souls to exist in this dimensions, could never hurt a fly, would share his lunch with you • Eyesmile™ • but will also hip thrust so hard that your grandchildren will get pregnant • he knows what he's doing • but real talk he is literally just so nice to everybody how does he do it?? Maybe it's maybelline • a smol • be gentle with him, remind him that he is beautiful ?????????????????? • ?????????? • science has made him the most gorgeous human alive, don't fight me on this it's science • "nice paprika" • dances in heels startling well • u thought he was dumb? He played u. he knows all. he sees all, you can't fool him. He's always four steps of you • world-class snuggler extraordinaire • one time he snuck out and got wasted and kissed a jimin plushie and gave a play by play of the whole thing on Twitter and it was all too adorable •voice so deep it reaches the earth's metallic core muscle bunny •he made puberty his bitch • can and will body slam you straight into the depths of hell • used to be super shy and nervous but has opened up his personality a lot recently and for that we are forever #blessed thank you jeon jungkook • sometimes drops English covers and watches the world burn •Meme™ • good at literally everything • doesn't sleep often but when he does, he becomes a rock, a nuclear explosion cannot wake him up • professional Gdragon fanboy •nerd I really hope you enjoyed this cause it took forever 😂 Now enjoy this picture of a hippy along with the rest of the day ❤️❤️❤️