Dear Vinglers,

This is a progressive DIY aimed at solving a common problem: How To Make Friends...

With these ingredients, follow along precisely, as your summer friendships can begin in as little as 24 hours!

Slice lengthwise, then scoop out insides to make them hollow. What you do with the actual pink watermelon is your business. I won't tell.

Follow what I say--DO NOT DEVIATE:

1. In a bowl, add Jello mix and unflavored gelatin. (trust me, there's a reason for the extra gelatin)

2. Add 4 cups of boiling water, whisking until everything is dissolved.

3. Then add 4 cups of vodka, whisking everything together.

Pour the mixture evenly in each of the watermelon halves.

CHILL in the fridge for at least four hours. You want this to set up all the way!

Now you're set to make as many friends as your watermelon has slices!

Slice into watermelon about 1-inch slices.

Then cut each slice into magnificent friendship triangles. More slices = more friends.

In a span of 10 minutes (or less), you can have at least 50 BRAND NEW SUMMER FRIENDS!

Sincerely,

@DaniaChicago