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If Celebrities Were Just Ordinary People
1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West We know Kimye as being somewhat as American royalty. Kanye being an overly confident singer/rapper and Kim Kardashian maintaining her reality show and massive business empire. But in a parallel universe, Mr. West is working at an insurance company while Kim works as a dental assistant. They are your average middle class family living outside of San Diego. They named their child Stacey West and they were unable to have another child due to Kim's infertility. The medical costs would have been far too much to afford to try to have another child. 2. Beyoncé and Jay-Z Beyoncé and Jay-Z are artists making millions of dollars. Bey is Queen B and they are worldly known. The power couple goes on elaborate vacations and discards expensive luxury items because they can. However, in another universe Beyoncé and Jay-Z live in the Bronx. Jay-Z works as a teller at the local Chase Bank while Beyoncé works in Manhattan as a secretary. They have a little girl named Blue which is still a name of contention with the rest of the family. Like who would name their kid a color? 3. Jennifer Aniston One of the hottest and loved middle-aged celebrities out there. Aniston is a legend in Hollywood. However times have come at a rough time for Jennifer Aniston in a parallel universe. She gained far too much weight in college leading to her obesity and she continues to drink like a fiend. Aniston has been charged with illegal usage of prescription drugs. 4. The Kardashian Family They're you're favorite Californian family yet you're still unsure as to why you're so obsessed with them. They have a massive business empire that doesn't show any signs of slowing down. In this parallel universe, the Kardashians now live in Bakersfield. The women are growing older and wrinkled but they still go get their hair and nails done. Kris Kardashian is now a widow and will probably join eharmony soon. She never had Kendall or Kylie because she never remarried. She watches celebrity Caitlyn Jenner on the screen and is very supportive. "Wow," she thinks wondering what it would be like to be famous. 5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be the couple that everyone wants to be like. They have amazing lives and an abundance of children. They are both gorgeous and they have everything they've ever wanted. In a parallel universe, Brad and Angelina never got married. They live in Appalachia and are simply friends with benefits. Brad goes to the local bar frequently while Angelina is a help at the post office. Angelina never settled down to have kids because she was diagnosed with breast cancer and she can't afford to get chemo. 6. Britney Spears 90's pop sensation is doing well. She's going through multiple boyfriends, she's got kids, and she's got plenty of shows in Vegas. Spears is still doing well! In a parallel universe, Spears lives in a trailer park 45 minutes outside of Knoxville, TN. She married a man named Bert. Spears though however, got caught this week with marijuana charges and will be in the county jail for two days. 7. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been known in recent years to be in and out of rehab, an alcoholic, and a drug addict. She's gone in a downward spiral and is trying to regain the remaining happiness in her life. However luckily in a parallel universe, Lohan is living a typical happy life on the east coast. She lives in a little cottage off the beach. She can wear flip flops everyday and even though she doesn't necessarily have the bikini body like she did as a teenager, she is comfortable in her own skin. And on occasion she'll have a cigarette. 8. Paris Hilton Ohhhh Paris. The original reality star phenomenon is famous for being famous. She doesn't have a talent but she does have a lot of money. In a parallel universe, Paris Hilton is a yuppie trophy wife. Her days of beauty and glamour never necessarily happened, she was just trying to be good enough for her well-off husband. She's still carrying around her yippie dog but instead of a Beverly Hills Mansion, she's got an average beach home in Ft. Lauderdale. Wooden walls give that nautical vibe. 9. Rihanna She seems to always be pushing the envelope and doesn't care if she's seen naked or not. She knows she's a sex symbol even though it's not her goal. Rihanna has award after award given to her and the radio keeps playing her songs. However, in a parallel universe, Rihanna is a realtor in Atlanta, Georgia. When she moved to the United States, she realized Atlanta to be an affordable, cultural, and fulfilling city. It also was home to a strong christian community and she felt very welcomed. And with big homes going for a cheap price in Atlanta suburbs, she has a comfortably steady income. The best part? She'll also be celebrating her 22nd anniversary with her husband this month. 10. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus is on quite a change of heart in our world. She's trying to change the world in positive ways by creating an LGBT foundation and embracing her sexuality. She's got a new look, provocative music videos, and plenty of cash. But in a parallel universe Miley lives in Texas never able to get out of the lone star state to get to Nashville. She's already finished with high school and has never heard of a Disney show called "Hannah Montana". Her dream was to be a singer but with her father losing his job, it's not realistic.
Taylor Swift Pushes Back At Kanye West In Grammy Speech
Taylor Swift isn't going to let someone take credit for her accomplishments. Take that Kanye! Prior to the Grammys, the web was a buzz after drama between Taylor Swift and Kanye West hit the web. Kanye dropped a single called "Famous" referring to Swift in a lyric, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.". Quickly, fans and Swift herself through a spokesperson made comments that she did not like or personally know about or allow the use of her name in his lyric. It's just one more awkward interaction between the two who have been having beef for years but had just made amends last year when Swift presented Kanye with the Video Vanguard Award at the 2015 VMAs. Swift won her second Grammy for Album of the Year, being the first woman to win the award twice. She hugged Selena Gomez immediately following the announcement of her name. She also gave a secret handshake to Jack Antonoff and gave Kendrick Lamar a hug before heading on stage. The album '1989' has been an extremely huge international success making it only fair that she won. So when given the opportunity, Swift made sure to make it very clear that no one was going to take her time to shine this time. Her speech is as followed: "I want to thank fans for the last 10 years and the Recording Academy for giving us this unbelievable honor. I want to thank all of my collaborators that you season this stage, mostly I want to thank my co-executive producer Max Martin who has deserved to be up here for 25 years. And as the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there, there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame. But if you just focus on the work and you don't let those people sidetrack you, someday, when you get where you are going, you will look around and you will know that it was you and the people who love you who put you there. And that will be the greatest feeling in the world. Thank you for this moment." Comment, Kanye?
Have The Confidence of Kanye West
For some unknown reason people tend to believe that having confidence and being egotistical is the same, negative trait. Personally I think categorizing confidence in a negative light can diminish a person from the accomplishments they have already made. Whether people love him or hate him (and he gets a lot of hate) no one can argue that Kayne West is one of the most successful artists of the generation. He is a rapper, songwriter, record producer, fashion designer, entrepreneur and in just the past decade he has put out 16 albums. He also married into one of the most famous families in America. I'm referring to the Kardashian Clan of course. He lives his life as if other people's opinions do not even exist. His success speaks for him. So now why can't I be proud of something that I created? Show it to the world and let the praise shower down on me like I deserve! In today's society humbleness is praised above all else. However, what that has turned into is turning down compliments and faking discomfort to try and hide pride in ones work. Seems stupid and counterproductive to me. In a world where everything is criticized it almost feels like no one can feel any sort of positive way about themselves. For any critique we hear we must change ourselves and any positive praise we must act like we don't deserve it! So I petition that we stop with the faux humbleness and start having confidence like Kanye. It seemed to work quite well for him. Or if you hate Kanye try listening to Dr. Seuss, everybody loves him.
Australian Comedian Remakes & Mocks Celebrity Photos
Kim and Kanye's super posed makeout. Celeste Barber, Australian comedian, is exposing what celebrity pictures really mean to the general public. In today's world, we are constantly bombarded by pictures from celebrities who think that they are being relatable to their fans when in reality they know that their examples are completely unattainable for the average viewer. “People are so obsessed with celebrities and celebrities seem to be so obsessed with portraying everyday people,” Barber told ABC. "I thought, right, if this is what everyone does — challenge accepted.“ Baber went on to redraft and reform some of the most iconic photos to hit Instagram. Normal photos of celebrities are really just PR enhanced and prepped photos that they are aiming to hit at least 500,000 likes on. 1 million is golden. But these everyday "normal" photos are as fake as some of the celebrities themselves. Check out some of the most hilarious remakes to hit the internet this week! #celestechallengeaccepted Miranda Kerr not really trying to boost your self esteem. Miley Cyrus's not so innocent boob shot. I think the guy is enjoying this way more than Minaj. Is this supposed to be provocative? What You Think You're Doing vs. Reality Athlete superstar vs. Working mother of three. Because everyone poses seductively with food. "I have an idea, let's have you lay in a pile of dirt. It's exotic." #NoFilter I hate this new yoga move. Erotic. My hair naturally blows in the wind. Basic workout attire to be a Jenner. I don't use lip fillers at all.