Schmidt Quotes That Require Money in the Douchebag Jar
Pretty much everything that comes out of Schmidt's mouth warrants at least a dollar, but there are a select few quotes (okay like 20) that should make the other roommates on New Girl RICH. Schmidt's intense love for cardigans, hair gel and kimonos really works against him, but makes for some hilarious TV.
I really want someone to calculate the amount of money that Schmidt would lose to the douchebag jar throughout the series! There's a challenge for any intense New Girl loving Vinglers!
You can't just drive in any old shoes!
Schmidt is a constant cardi party!
He's especially douchey when he gets ready to go out...or whenever he puts on this kimono.
I appreciate his confidence.
He definitely loses a dollar or two every time he asks important questions like this.
Everyone needs a pair of these.
He's a douche pretty much anytime he talks about fashion... but overall, we can't help but love him.