"Time is money, so I use money to buy time."
@skee292's hilarious card (7 Times You Felt Like The Ultimate Peasant) reminded me of Rich Kids of Instagram, a horrifying Tumblr that reposts pictures of rich kids everywhere showing off their wealth. If you haven't seen it yet, you need to. But fair warning, it will make you cringe with jealousy and intense anger.
I can't even describe how much I hate it, I just have to show you.
Caption: "What my family BBQs look like."
Sorry, where can I park my Toyota 4Runner???
Caption: "Taking off for lunch in Monaco #youcan'tdothis"
I know I can't do this, please don't rub it in.
Caption: "Versace.Versace.Versace. #stacks"
I held a one hundred dollar bill once, it was nice.
Caption: "Let me park the small toy inside the bigger toy #convenient #yachtlife"
There are two boats INSIDE that other boat.
Caption: "Credit card workout #exhausted"
Yeah you look super exhausted in your luxurious bed made of fur.
Caption: "#TBT 6 Moët magnums, 1 Dom magnum, 1 mega mojito, and a lot of food. Price: $5,000 at bagatelle"
That's 5 months rent. Spent in about 2 hours.
Caption: "Lambo & monkey kind of day."
What is it with rich kids and exotic animals??
Caption: "All about that bass? No I'm all about this all-100s ATM."