shannonl5
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How To: Find The Avengers in a Crowd

Aw shucks. You lost the Avengers. Again.

It happens to the best of us. We channel our inner infomercial person and lose track of the people in capes, throwing around shields and performing reality manipulation.

We've all been there.

So what do you do if it's time for the Avengers to assemble and you have no idea where they are? Well, it's a little different for everyone...
(This is adapted from a Tumblr meme. I hope you enjoy!)

Steve Rogers (Captain America):

*Steve is lost in a crowd*
Natasha: Bucky Barnes is a villain!
Steve *crashing through people*: Bucky Barnes is a war hero how dare you-
Natasha: There he is.

Tony Stark (Iron Man):

*Tony is lost in a crowd*
Happy: Pepper Potts doesn't deserve to be CEO of Stark Industries!
Tony *crashing through people*: Pepper Potts is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure-
Happy: There he is.

Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow):

*Natasha is lost in a crowd*
Steve: She probably wants to stay that way.
Sam: Yeah I'm not messing with her.
Clint: She can find her own way home.

Bruce Banner (The Hulk):

*Bruce is lost in a crowd*
Tony: Science is stupid.
Bruce: HULK SMASH.
Tony: There he is.

Clint Barton (Hawkeye):

*Clint is lost in a crowd*
Kate: I made coffee!
Clint *crashing through people*: I need coffee more than I need to live.
Kate: There he is.

Logan (Wolverine):

Phil Coulson: I'd like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative-
Professor X: Logan, I think you would benefit from a visit to the institute-
*Wolverine loses himself in the crowd*
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@purplem00n23 lol they all have *some* sense of self-preservation!!
2 years ago·Reply
Hawkeye and I are pretty much the same.
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee his most recent comic book arc is my favorite thing right now. He's all about coffee and pizza and trying really hard not to get punched in the face
2 years ago·Reply
THIS KIND OF MADE MY WEEK ^^
2 years ago·Reply
@poojas YAY. My work here is done ^_^
2 years ago·Reply
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