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Things I Thought Were True When I Was A Kid
So, this is my list of things I believed in when I was a kid. @danidee thanks for a tag.
I was afraid of the dark lime most kids are, but I believed that if I pulled my blankets up over my head the "monsters" couldn't see me. Now imagine how hot I was during summer.
I used to believe that earwigs go into your ears and irritate you and then lay eggs in the brain.
I used to think that the big chimneys at factories used to make the clouds cause I would see the smoke coming out of them and drifting into the sky.
I used to believe girls couldn't fart.
I was told that if I keep swallowing my gum the gum will wrap around my belly button and I will die.
When I was a boy I used to believe that actors who die in the movie were really dead.
I used to believe that children were made when to people kissed each other.