You know those people who are so charming that can say pretty much anything and you'll still be under their spell?
Well, even those people couldn't use these pickup lines and get away with it. These are the worst of the worst. If a guy came up to me in a bar and tried to use any one of these, I'm pretty sure I would barf on his shoes, slap him in the face, and then leave in a dignified huff.
"Is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got some pretty nice buns."
"You remind me of my mom... Good thing I’ve got an Oedipal complex."
"Hey, did you drop something?"
"Um, I don't think so..."
"Your standards! Hi, I'm Mike."
"Good thing I have my library card, 'cause I'm totally checking you out."
"Girl, you're like a wedgie: I pick you."
"I hear you're looking for a Stud. Well, I have the S, T, and D – now all I need is U."
"Do you know Jesus? Because you look like an angel."
"Are you an antique collector? Because I've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years."
"Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause DAM."
"Do you like to sleep? Awesome, me too! We should do it together sometime."