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So I was tagged in this challenge to spew out 5 random facts about myself.......I hope you guys are ready for some Frankillimambo realness! Just saying, you're in for a treat kids “ψ(`∇´)ψ.....I was tagged by the baddest female @Passthesuga and she requested gifs, so damn it, imma give you all some gifs.....So here we go!
Fact 1: I am obsessed with makeup...Any type of make-up is fun makeup. By that I mean beauty makeup, glam makeup, drag makeup, halloween/horror makeup! My sisters always say that I'm glammah rammah, which I can't argue with. My everyday makeup bag weighs about 50 pounds and I have a separate box for my Halloween face. I love makeup because it honestly makes me feel good. I live for having a good face on, however I don't wear makeup erryday.....For Halloween, I've been Beetlejuice, The Joker, and Leather Face. bahaha, I love being crazy creatures, my face for the theater! (。♥‿♥。) Sewww, yaaaaaas, I love being beautiful!
Fact 2: I am a story-teller....I will tell you any story...Doesn't matter if its mine, my friends, a synopsis of a book, anime, I'll tell it. I LOVE making people laugh....I treat my time to talk as if I were about to go on stage. I want you to be entertained. Most of the time I'm not trying to make you laugh, but it just happens. Ever since I was little I was a blabber mouth, and had an overactive imagination. Its a gift really...I could sit for hours talking about my life and not get bored. I truly enjoy talking and conversing with people who have epic stories. Being able to tell stories and pretend that I'm an actor on the stage has helped me through my social anxieties. However, even now I'm still awkward as hell and uncomfortably quiet around ppl. Oh, and my natural ability to tell stories has helped me with my writing. I LOVE to write....I could write for days if I have to.
Fact 3 : My body enjoys dancing. It's not my idea to dance, my demons just take over when a beat drops...I could be in a car, on the couch, chilling in Walmart, or on the sidewalk, but when that beat drops I'll teach you how to dougie.....I can't control where my arms flail or where my feet decide to tap dance....It just happens, its a gift really. I can tell you something tho, I dance like Martin Short.....If you don't know who that is, look it up. Although, I can dance my @ss off in dorky freestyle, I can out waltz Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory and Victor Krum at the Yule Ball....I've got a 6th-8th grade undefeated Two Step and Waltz title to prove it...Anyways, yeah I enjoy a good beat, I think that's why I love kpop so much..It just does something to me (ノ^o^)ノ(〜^∇^)〜ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ
Fact 4: "I love to swear, it's like my favorite f*cking thing ever ever ever. Its like, literally like speaking with butter on your lips...Its like, bitch, its delicious." ~tatiana.......... I can't help it. I love to swear, curse, cuss, and throw obscenities into my glorious vernacular like it was the Macy's day parade. I don't do it around ppl I don't really know or are comfortable around.....But if you know me....You know, I swear worse than a sailor which means I swear like a dirty little pirate hooker. My older sisters loathe how much I cuss. I am always being told to go back to my home on whore island, or (my favorite) "we are not vacationing on whore island." (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just can't stop it now.

(WARNING: Please read a bit of the story below before going through the'll make wayyy more sense)

Fact 5: I was in a wheelchair for 3 months of my life...Skiddly-doo, ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ skiddly-dooヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ.....I remember it like it was yesterday....I was 11 years old, it was January 17th Martin Luther King Jr. Day....I was supposed to go to basketball practice, but I ditched out to go tabogganing/sledding with a friend....Boy did I pay.....So, I was perched on the top of a 90° angle hill....My bff at the time thought it would be glorious if she sprinted at me whilst my boot was tangled in the reins. Sooooo down down down we plummeted from the 90° angled hill...Woohoo! Woohoo! Down into the ditch we went then we came to a screaming (me screaming my face off) halt....THUD, CRUNCH,CRACK! My left foot was used as a brake on our lovely sled ...My toes were mangled and twisted, there was blood n guts n spit n @ss evrrrywhere! Then to add insult to injury, the nurse dropped a pair of crutches on my club foot as she was teaching me how to use them and ended up fracturing my big toe. (┳Д┳)...So, you can bet your boots that I was off my hoof for a while...I can tell you one thing that my respect for ppl in wheelchairs went up immensely. I mean those muhhhtuckers are strong! They have arms of steel I tell you, I mean after three months of pushing myself around and fingers getting accidently caught in my wheels (yes that ishh happens) I got pretty darn strong. I mean look at these bad boys (」゚ロ゚)」.....But being a little heffalump at age 11 detained to a wheelchair was BAD NEWS BEARS. I honestly, went a little coo coo and my wonderful Pap (father) got to deal with me...One good thing that came out of this, I learned how to scoot around like a pro. o(╥﹏╥)o
So, thanks to @Passthesuga I get to answer this lovely question.....What would be your happy thought to help you fly to Neverland?....I could go so many ways with this I tell you....My happy thought would to be that lil sweat bead that rolls down the forehead of Minho and keeps going.....Down, down, down the slope of his back.....then ends in between his bunz...Yeah Minho's bunz where all the good Lil Sweat Beads drop...Or I'd be in heaven if I was that little sweatbead that took a ride down his chocolate abs...Either way I'd make it far beyond Never Neverland ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol
Lol now you all know five facts about me! I hope you guys aren't scared of me now (C_C)...Either wayy, I regret nothing! I don't have many friends on here so let's tag 6 random ppl who are probably like what in the bazinga? @poojas @vixenvivi @MichelleIbarra @ErinGregory @najalong1998 @B1A4BTS5ever My random question after the five random questions is: "What Kpop/Khiphop song makes you dance?" I mean you have to move around when this song comes on...Yeah, anyways this is enough for today! Have a glorious rest of the day everyone! ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ
This was beautiful lol thank you for tagging me I'll make my card soon xD You are awesometastic by the way lol
I loved it. awesome sauce and excitement sprinkles is what this masterpiece was
I have a long list but I almost crash my car for Got 7 just right and History might just die. XD
@najalong1998 thank you!! (⌒▽⌒)i can't wait to see yours!!!!@PassTheSuga xD you're too good to me
OH MAHHHH GAWWWWDDDD...... *dies laughing*......I think you're way cooler than me (´ヮ`)(´ヮ`)(´ヮ`) GIF GAME ON FLEEK!!!