alywoah
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Having a twin sister is wonderful, we share imaginary tea every Sunday afternoon, strut our stuff in matching outfits, and beat the shit out of each other during our regular weekly fights. Well, I guess those things happened only when we were little girls.
We still fight, though.
Having a twin sister isn't as magical as people make it out to be. We're just your normal pair of siblings, with sorta the same-looking face. We're different individuals, with different interests, talents, and personalities. And thankfully, very different taste in men.

"Do You Have A Twin Sister? I Could Have Sworn I Just Saw Someone Walk By Who Looks JUST LIKE YOU!"

Deny. Deny. Deny.

And make strangers feel like they're losing their minds. During high school, my sister and I played this game where we would tell people that we didn't haven't a twin sister.
"I saw someone who looks like you."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Do you have a twin?"
"No..."
"Oh..."
"That's really weird. I am the only child. So..."
"Maybe I am going crazy."
"Maybe..."

Goodness, those were the fun days.

"You Two Must Get Along So Well!"

My twin sister and I used to fist fight with each other. Yes, fist fight. Like, I bled once. We love each other, but my god, we hated each other just as much.
We were so competitive in every way. It was the battle of "who's the better twin." My sister was super great at school. I was great at exams. She was the math-and-science nerd. I was the twin who was pretty damn good at writing.
We called each other "bitch" "asshole" and "the-ugliest-piece-of-shit-on-the-planet"
But goodness forbid if an outsider agreed with us. Outsiders did not have the right to call one or the other nasty names. #Siblingprivilege

Gross Guys: "You Have A Twin? How About A Threesome?"

You do realize that my twin sister is in fact...my SISTER. And that would be incest. And that's so fucking gross, I can't even. I can't even tell you how many times I've gotten this question. We're not going to make your twin sex fantasy come true. GOOD BYE!

This Much Is True: We Have A Strong Bond Nobody Could Ever Understand

The bond between me and my sister is incredibly strong. We protect each other, support each other, and love each other. We will always be there for each other. No matter how much we fight WITH each other, we'll always fight FOR each other.
She's my rock. And she's basically the most amazing person I know.
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hahaha i love this card!! i always wanted twins for when i have kids but i would never be able to handle the competition of having a twin...unless it was a twin brother and he had hott friends lol
Tia & Tamera on Sister, Sister always made me want to have a twin. I loved their relationship, but like any relationship -- it's not always rainbows and gum balls. Cool card!
Ha! Yes, my sister is older than me by 1 minute -- but i could totally have been pulled out first (c-section) lol. My twin has sorta taken that role of the "older sister" @marshalledgar
YESSSS. @jlee37 and I were talking about how cool it would be if someone made a 'Life as a Twin' card. TIME TO READ.
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@alywoah that's true although on the plus side I didn't have to share much lol @LizArnone my sister had hott friends once but I was forbidden to use my charms lol
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