rodiziketan
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Jokes and Truths about turning Legal!
If you’ve already turned 21 or 18 (depends on where you live), you know exactly what I’m talking about. And, if you're approaching the legal drinking age, well, my friend, you haven’t yet tasted the f-r-e-e-d-o-m that comes along with it. But, you will. And, it will be awesome – minus a few teeny-tiny setbacks.
1. Everyone will start referring to you as “an adult.” By any modern-day standards, this is a complete and total joke. You’ve probably already driven a car, voted, worked a job, studied at a university or college, paid your own rent, dated around, and maybe – just maybe, you’ve tasted an alcoholic beverage, which would qualify you as an adult in most countries. And if you haven’t, well just get ready, because celebrating your 21st or 18th birthday has a funny way of sending you straight into adulthood.
2. You’ll also feel pretty cool, confidently showing your I.D. and yelling “I’ll call the cops!” whenever a doorman accuses you of using a fake. Just kidding, I’ve never done that. But, I have seen it happen on more than one occasion.
3. You can also count on being completely and totally broke. Mainly because, for the first few weeks of being 21 or 18 (I hate how I am repeating myself haha), you will consistently forget that you can buy drinks wherever and whenever you want. It will be a pleasant surprise every time you enter the supermarket and haphazardly grab your favorite drink on the way to the check-out. You will completely disregard how much said drink costs when compared with your college-job hourly wage.
4. You’ll become obsessed with the idea of ordering a giant fishbowl with all of your friends and sipping it until the wee hours of the morning. Just a quick FYI in case you didn’t know: fishbowls are typically made from vodka or rum and mixed in a giant fishbowl with some kind of sugary mixer goodness. Basically, it’s every girl’s dream. However, as strongly as I feel about fishbowls and their ability to grant instant happiness, I would advise against getting too emotionally invested in your fishbowl dreams and aspirations. Your classier, hipster friends will trump you once the conversation turns to pale ales and away from your fishbowl fantasies.
5. Next, you’ll start realizing all the times/places/situations you couldn’t order a drink before and you’ll take full advantage. In an airport. On a plane. At brunch. You'll find yourself spenfing even more money at pricey concerts like Beyonce and Jay-Z. But, drinking those $9 and $10 Bud Lights while watching the most powerful couple in the world perform, was worth it, right?! Totally.
6. You’ll start to feel bad for your friends who are only 20 … and a half. “Being 21 isn’t that big of a deal! It’s all about convenience!” you’ll say to soothe any pre-21st sadness. However, once they turn 21, all coddling will transition into, “See? I told you! Being 21 is awesome!”
7. You’ll begin begging your friends to come drink with you … because drinking wine alone, on a weeknight, while watchingOrange is the New Black is not cool. After a few months of impulsively purchasing each and every bottle of wine that costs $10 or less, you now have a pretty impressive collection sitting unopened in your dorm room.
8. The most important thing to remember about your 21st is that turning 21 doesn’t have to be the pinnacle of your adult life and it shouldn’t be. Heck, you still have a majority of your twenties left to do whatever you want. Run a marathon, land your dream job, travel to 21 countries, or just burn off those extra couple of pounds you likely gained … following your 21st birthday.
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haha, well you could raise a lot of fish, nothing wrong with that lol @poojas
2 years ago·Reply
it sounds like a typical night when a shy "girl" turns 21 haha @MooshieBay
2 years ago·Reply
I feel like turning 21 was really boring for me because I had friends who would buy alcohol for me anyway. 18 was huge though. I could vote! (I am a nerd)
2 years ago·Reply
yeah, it was the same with me, I had older friends as well, and they were in charge of buying the good stuff. @shannonl5
2 years ago·Reply
@rodiziketan there was always alcohol around where I grew up anyway so it wasn't a big deal. I don't like drinking much anyway (I'm cheap, what can I say) so usually I try to only have a few light drinks or one heavy one
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