*obviously, this is a gender-neutral use of "dudes." I identify as a female dude. He is dude, she is dude, we are all dudes!
Now, with the important stuff out of the way, I've got some big news!
They've come out with BEER FOR DOGS.
Indianapolis craft brewery Flat12 Bierwerks has created a non-alcoholic, doggie-safe brew called #Flat12Paws.
Okay, so there's been such a thing as dog beer before now. But! This one is way better, because:
1) it's actually healthy for your dog
2) all proceeds are going to animal shelters!
The recipe for #Flat12Paws uses the same brewer's yeast as the brewery's craft beers, but excludes the hops, which are very bad for dogs. It's also non-carbonated, because all those little bubbles can upset doggie stomachs.
Instead, the end result is a puppylicious "beer" that tastes kind of like soup broth, and is made with sweet wort, potatoes, carrots, brewers yeast, pumpkin seed flour, and meat bones, for flavor.
You can find #Flat12Paws doggie brew at Flat12 Bierwerks in Indianapolis for $1 per dog bowl. Too bad they aren't shipping it out to other parts of the country (yet) – I know my pups would totally love to share a chill brewski with me out on the back porch!