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The Blobfish Hates Mornings Just Like You
Don't look at me! When you get up in the morning, you don't want people to mess with you...especially before you put your makeup on. The Blobfish, a deep sea creature who has been brandished as the "World's Ugliest Animal", gets your morning struggle. I mean...look at him.

When your alarm goes off and you just want to go back to bed, but you know there will be consequences if you don't go to work or school.

When you look at yourself in the mirror before you put on makeup or take a shower. Eek!

Disappointment. I actually woke up like this.

Then you put on your makeup and realize it's not much better.

Aw man! Nothing can help me this morning!

But that's okay because your squad won't care.

Seriously, nobody you know is a morning person.

You finally accept that you're not a morning person, and go out into the world, ready for the rest of the day.

Because ain't nobody got time for morning people.

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