2 years ago
shannonl5
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Dating Advice from Deadpool

We all know the Merc with the Mouth has an... interesting perspective.

It helps that he's basically immortal, possibly insane, and he's the only one aware that he's in a comic book. He can be a little reckless. But one thing he's surprisingly good at is giving out romantic advice. At least, he thinks he is...

Because the couple that slays together... stays together. Or something.

Bring something new to the bedroom! Start with your internal organs!

This is actually legit. Someone please romance me with chimichangas.

It's like Romeo and Juliet, but better. And we're all modeling our romantic relationships after the most famous couple of all-time, right?

Or like Ryan Reynolds got in a fight with a lawnmower and lost.

Thanks Deadpool!

I'm sure I'll be getting lots of traffic on Tinder if I just follow your advice. You're a pal.
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I was worried I looked like an avocado for the past week, but thanks to deadpool, now I know I don't!
2 years ago·Reply
@AimeeH yay I'm so glad! @jokes lol I'm happy deadpool could be there for you @ButterflyBlu :D @allischaaff YES PLEASE YAY
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this literally made my day! ^~^ I love Deadpool!
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I do most of my seducing using Chimchangas. 60% of the time, it works every time.
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This is great! Deadpool Dating PSAs. What more could a girl ask for?!
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