2 years ago
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Sloths Lovers, Your Universe Will Never Be The Same
Sometimes, you're on the internet just innocently minding your own business, and you stumble into a place you never meant to be. A place like OMG Sloths in Space.
I was too stunned by the collage of gifs before me to move. The back button became a distant memory. What was this place? OMG? More like WTF.
It was the weirdest treasure trove of sloth images and animated gifs that I had ever seen.
Some of them were kind of motivational.
Some of them were also kind of de-motivational, especially for those of us on diets.
Many were just plain adorable (if inexplicable).
And then some were just sassy AF.
But as I scrolled, all of these images had me thinking...
These sloths are so cute, but I'm just...
so confused
Who made this
Is that a Frozen sloth??
Okay now things are getting scary like wtf
...But then, after taking a deep breath and pausing to reflect...
I started to question my own place in the Slothiverse.
I remembered the dreams I had long ago put to rest.
Who am I?
What is this big strange universe we live in?
And wtf are sloths, are they even from Earth I mean come on
OMG Sloths in Space took me on an existential journey. I have emerged from the starry womb of the night with new clarity:

Life doesn't make a lot of sense.

Sometimes, we're smug sloths with crowns on; sometimes, we're sleepy sloths riding a hover-taco to who the heck knows.

But, in the end, as intrepid spacesloths in a strange, mysterious universe, I guess we just have to kind of...

Deal with it.

If you or a friend is struggling with existential sloth angst, please share this with sloth
They will thank you for it
I promise
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Your brother should join Vingle!!! 馃槅 one of us! One of us! ...
2 years agoReply
@allischaaff if she's anything like me, I'd do anything to keep my brothers off of here. O.o Lol ...benevolent overlords!! :D
2 years agoReply
Lol, ive been trying to persuade him... still no clear answer.... he just laughs at what ever i show him on here...
2 years agoReply
Hahahaha @TheGreenEyedPup I guess that's as good a reaction as any XD LOL Stacey @ButterflyBlu tbh I'm afraid of what would happen if my little sisters made accounts... they'd probably, like me, fall headfirst down the K-pop rabbit hole XD
2 years agoReply
@allischaaff my brothers are the kind that like to tell stories about their little sister... growl at men who talk to little sister... tell people the childhood nickname.
2 years agoReply