AlloBaber
2 years ago5,000+ Views
Pizza Porn To Get You Through Monday
Yes, Mondays suck. But you know what DOESN'T suck? That's right.

Pizza.

Hot, cheesy, glorious pizza exists in this world, and sometimes that's all you need in order to know that everything's gonna be okay.
Pizza loves you like no one else can.
No matter what topping you prefer...
Whether homemade, or ordered for delivery...
Margherita...
Or pepperoni...
Pizza will never forsake you. It's always just as hot, delicious, and terrible for you as you remembered. Mmmm.
Pizza has all the wisdom you need. "Eat me you will!"
Even when things get a little crazy... (Pizzas on pizzas!?!)
Or crazier still... (IS THAT A PIZZA CAKE?!?!?)

...You can always count on your delicious friend, pizza!!

(and on your Vingle fam, obviously! :D )
Can I get a shoutout from my pizza loverrrrsss?!
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Ahahaha yesss @EugeneAngleber @InPlainSight @danidee quadruple date with pizza this weekend??
2 years ago·Reply
@InPlainSight I know I'm late but I am LOLING right now
2 years ago·Reply
I know I'm down.
2 years ago·Reply
Hell yes!!!!
2 years ago·Reply
This is so much better than real porn!
2 years ago·Reply
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