danidee
2 years ago10,000+ Views
GET IT? Because it's a LIGHTER. (Somewhere @Taijiotter and @nicolejb just laughed. I know this as fact.)
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Dad at his kids birthday party, 'Why is this bouncehouse twice as much as last year?' 'Ahhh well, thats inflation for ya....
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent
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Melon 1: Do you want to run away and get married? Melon 2: Sorry but I cantaloupe.
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I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it's Hans free.
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@danidee what do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common? Their last hit was The Wall.
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