It's pretty tragic actually.
She's got several ex boyfriends (including a carnie, a lawyer, and a KGB agent), but nobody stuck with her. Granted, her game could use a little work.
Queue the chorus of TLC's "I Don't Want No Scrubs."
For some reason that's not a turn-on.
Queue the chorus of "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child.
"I'd like to see you here again."
"That would defeat the purpose of a disguise."
Queue the chorus of "Take Me Out" from RENT.
Don't worry Natasha! One day you'll find love.