Dudes, you lookin' to score some points with the ladies? Here are a couple quick tips on how to go from NOT to HOT in minutes!
1. Roll up your sleeves.
Don't wear short-sleeved button downs. A rolled sleeve is soooo much sexier. Can't explain why – it's just girl science.
2. Tame that neck beard.
It helps define your jawline, and make you look a lot less like a teenage trainwreck.
3. If you can't grow a beard, DON'T.
And you know what, on that note, if you can't grow a beard, don't grow a beard. Yes, it's the same picture. This guy is committing double beard sins.
4. Unibrow? More like uni-OW MY EYES.
You don't have to go overboard. Just pick up an in expensive tweezer at the drugstore, and nab those few hairs in the middle. Grab the hair as close to the skin as possible, and pull in a quick, straight motion. It's SO easy, and GIRLS HAVE TO PLUCK THEIR BROWS ALL THE TIME, GOSHDARNIT.
5. Axe Body Spray? What are you, 13?
This is just a no no. Women are often more well-versed in scents than you are, and you don't want a potential honey thinking you smell like a high school locker room. Buy a MEN'S deodorant, not a boy's perfumey spray. It's way classier.v
6. Trim those nails.
Fingers AND toes. Believe me, girls notice nail hygeine. And there is nothing that kills the mood like getting stabbed by someone's gross foot claws. You don't need to get a manicure, but then again, that's probably not a bad idea every so often...
7. Forget t-shirts – wear a henley!
Easily the sexiest type of shirt, and they look great on everyone. Something about what it does for a guy's collarbone... you can button it up a little more than Gosling does, but hey, if you've got it, flaunt it.
8. Pay attention to posture.
Stand up straight and use confident body language. All women know that can do WONDERS for your figure.
9. Wear cozy, soft sweaters.
Seriously, they're basically chick magnets. People can't help wanting to snuggle you. Come on, you're telling me you don't want to cuddle up to this guy? "No, baby, keep the sweater on. I like it."
10. Smell really good (but not TOO good).
Shower, yes. Soap, yes. A tiny spritz of cologne? Maybe on special occasions. But for me, my favorite guy smell is just ~clean~. Like Irish Spring Soap – it's classic, manly, and sexy. Oh, and don't forget to brush your teeth. Should I really have to remind you?
11. Wear clothes that fit.
Not too big, not too small. Wearing too-baggy clothes is like the number one fashion foul among men. Not concerned with fashion, you say? Let me put it this way: YOU LOOK LIKE AN UNSEXY OLD DUDE. If you don't know how to find clothes that fit, ask a salesperson or a trusted female advisor.
12. Tone those forearms.
I don't know why, but a nice defined pair of forearms is like catnip to me. It just makes your whole body seem more impressive. So get to it, guys... however you do that.
So those are my down and dirty tips for improving your attractiveness! Anybody got something to add?