In a recent poll, with a median age of 32, 1 in 3 millennials would sell their organs to get rid of their student debt. 43 percent also said they would sell half of their possessions and 55 percent said they would participate in a reality TV show.
And with America's student loan debt over $1 trillion... these don’t seem like drastic measures to me.
But what else would you do to get rid of your student debt?
Would you endure massaging someone’s smelly feet every day for a year?
Foot massage for funds anyone?
Would you give up your favorite food forever?
Would you spend a weekend with Donald Trump?
Look at that face. Who wouldn’t want to spend time with that face (not me no thx nope).
Would you give up the use of the Internet for a year?
"It’s not you, it’s me. I love you internet, but I got way too much debt."
Would you sell your soul to the devil?
I heard hell is nice and warm
Unfortunately, (or fortunately), you don’t have the option to just give up your student loans that easily.
Or perhaps you give up on spending for many years, and when your friends ask “let’s go out tonight” you respond “I can’t" and then they stop asking you to do things, and you force yourself into a lonely despair...
(kidding, only kidding. but maybe this is sort’ve how I feel)