If you've always wanted chocolate toothpaste, now you can.
Of course, it will cost you. This isn't your ordinary toothpaste that can be picked up from your local Duane Reade and it is not actual chocolate, but it's close enough. Theodent 300 Clinical Strength Whitening Crystal Mint toothpaste that according to the brand, "harnesses the power of patented, Rennou™, a nontoxic proprietary blend of a naturally occurring extract found in chocolate blended with other minerals that help to strengthen the enamel surface of human teeth.” Sounds pretty perfect, right? Well, all except one thing -- I forget to mention that this toothpaste will run you $100 and that's not including tax or shipping. Still interested? I mean the packaging is pretty, but if you're a beauty guru than you should know that pretty packaging doesn't always equal an amazing product.