I mean we hear about hat-tricks in soccer.....
But five goals in one game? Five goals in just nine minutes? You don't see that too often in soccer.
And Robert Lewandowski of Bayern Munich showed us exactly that. During Bayern Munich's match against Wolfsburg last night, Munich manager Pep Guardiola decided to change things up as Munich was trailing 1-0 at halftime.
He decided to play Lewandowski in place of Thiago and....
And a minute later....his second goal.
He gets a hat-trick in four minutes.
But he's not quite satisfied. He gets his fourth goal of the match, two minutes after he got the hat-trick.
And when we thought he was done, he comes in with his fifth goal of the match. That's right. That took nine minutes in total.
Oh right. Munich crushed Wolfsburg 5-1
Yeap. It's official.
Lewandowski is the fucking man.
And as an FYI, the Bundesliga's leading goal scorer this season was Lewandowski's teammate, Thomas Muller with six goals. Lewandowski scored five in just nine minutes. He also took the number one spot after tonight's game.