cullenquigley
5,000+ Views

Queen Elizabeth Memes That Tell Her Life Story

1. When you're in charge...

You know who you are. They know who you are. You've got the power and you're surrounded by your typical commoner. They are just not as royally fit to rule anything from a group project to an entire country. They don't believe that Beyoncé is American Royalty and it's almost as appalling as the moment you realized that your peers felt like there was someone else who would be a better fit for the position of Meme Queen.

2. Facing utter disappointment....

Yeah, England was super chill back in the day. Now you've got all of these weird commonwealths that are super friendly to the world but there's nothing too cool about them. Obviously Canada and Australia are fan favorites. But at the end of the day, you've lost the United States and all you can think about is how awesome it would have been to make Scott Disick an official lord, Kim Kardashian the princess of American and Kanye her royal God.

3. When you're correcting someone ignorant....

Um, excuse me, do you know who you're talking to? It's THE Queen of England. HELLO?! Ring a bell. Yes I thought so. You could at least curtsy, I don't have all day for these commoner folks. If I raise my eyebrows and slightly smile, they still believe that I'm being friendly and in good spirits. Too bad their assumptions are wrong.

5. When people are trying to dethrone you...

At the end of the day, you're still the Queen of England. You're the most powerful royal in the world and you have the most lovely collection of pastel hats and modest women's suits. You do lots of smiling while graciously wearing pearls. And you don't really care if anyone doesn't like you because as far as the media knows, everyone loves the Queen in England. And the Americans? They're obsessed.

5. Now this is what I call confidence...

Calling a Hunger Games type event to take place if anyone wants to cross me. If you can't win them over with your glowing personality, you can always behead them. Bringing that whole medieval vibe back to the forefront of "never happening scenarios".

6. Feelin' yourself...

I got my broach, pearls, red coat, rouge, a red hat, and glasses that are too fly. Just because you're old doesn't mean that you can't work your look.

7. When you need a bar of gold just to get by...

Even Royalty needs a few extra bucks for those late night Starbucks runs. You wonder why Americans buy so much coffee when tea is the most proper choice, obviously. You have vaults full of gold but in reality, you're hoping you can find a good paper weight. But some days you just want to take one, partly to flaunt it, and partly to guarantee that your new iPhone 6 will arrive well before the general public gets their hands on one.

8. But then you remember you're the Queen of England...

Smile and wave to your HATERS.
9 Comments
Suggested
Recent
The queen's definitely a badass haha. These memes are great!
I like that that’s a word. and I think that perfectly describes the queen @goyo. badass sassiness = Bassiness?
@nicolejb yea I saw that that day lol she put that security guy in his place but she never broke her smile... True badass sassiness (is that word? Lol)
@nicolejb actually it was more of the face she has in #3 lol now I need to revisit what she thought of me...
Has she come out with a book? I feel like she's one of those people who needs to write their own memoir.
Cards you may also be interested in
Real-life images of Disney Princess'
Queen Elsa from Frozen Artist : Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen : Quotes : Directly from each movie "Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered me anyway." Princess Anna from Frozen "We only have each other, it's just you and me. What are we gonna do? Do you wanna build a snowman?" Alice from Alice in Wonderland "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't." Princess Aurora from Sleeping Beauty "If you dream a thing more than once it's sure to come true." Belle from Beauty and the Beast "People think I'm odd. So I know how it feels to be different, and I know how lonely that can be." Cinderella from Cinderella "Have faith in your dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through." Esmerelda from the Hunchback on Notre Dame "You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those most in need of your help." Jane from Tarzan "It can't get any worse, can it? Obviously it can." Princess Jasmine from Aladdin "If I do marry, I want it to be for love." Ariel from The Little Mermaid "I wanna be where the people are. I wanna see, wanna see'm dancing. Walking around on those...What do you call them? Oh...feet!" Megara from Hercules "Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you." Merida from Brave "Some say fate is beyond our command. But I know better. Our destiny is within us. You just have to be brave enough to see it." Mulan from Mulan "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." Pocahontas from Pocahontas "You can own the Earth and still all you'll own is earth until you can paint with all the colors of the wind." Rapunzel from Tangled "I've been looking out of a window for eighteen years, dreaming about what I might feel like when those lights rise in the sky." Snow White from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Remember, you're the one who can fill the world with sunshine. Tiana from Princess and the Frog "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work." Tinkerbell from Peter Pan "All you need is faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust." Ursula from The Little Mermaid "Life's full of tough choices, innit?" Wendy from Peter Pan "But mother, I don't want to grow up."
If Your Favorite Pop Star Was A Pokémon Gym Leader
Leader: Rihanna Badge: ANTI Badge Special Move: Diamond Storm What's her name? Leader Rihanna! If you're looking for love in a hopeless place, Rihanna will let her Pokémon do all of the talking. Leader Rihanna is known for shining bright like a diamond with Fire and Dark Pokémon types. First she'll make you stay, then she'll give you four to five seconds to recover, and then she'll take her bow after she destroys you. You'll have to work work work work work work to beat this woman of Disturbia. Leader: Britney Spears Badge: Venom Badge Special Move: TOXIC It's Britney, b*tch. You want a piece of her? Be aware, Leader Britney may seem like a womanizer but she'll hit you baby one more time. Leader Britney loves her special move, TOXIC which will make you wanna go until the world ends. Her ending line when she beats you is, "Oops, I did it again." The gym is like a circus as her Pokémon are practically her slaves. But after all, don't hold it against her. Leader: Beyoncé Badge: Alliance Badge Special Move: Blue Flare Who run the world? Leader Beyoncé! Listen, Queen B is known for her fighting Pokémon who will show you that her badge is the best thing you never had. You'll fall crazy in love with trying to beat her but Leader Beyoncé puts her love on top calling out all of the single ladies proving that pretty hurts. Can you see her halo? Don't get an ego if you do happen to win because she's flawless. XO Leader: Adele Badge: Crying Badge Special Move: Mind Reader Hello, it's Leader Adele. We all know that you're looking for that hometown glory but Leader Adele with her normal Pokémon isn't going to let any water under the bridge. When you are young, it's easy to think there's someone like you. However, rumor has it Adele makes her competition roll in the deep, watch the sky fall as she sets fire to the rain and she will take it all. You'll be the one chasing pavements as you run to escape from her turning tables. Don't worry, she'll try to make you feel her love even though she can't make you love her if you don't. Good luck. Leader: Sia Badge: Wig Badge Special Move: Heart Stamp You'll definitely feel alive when you meet Leader Sia. The Dark, Ghost, and Psychic Pokémon Reaper will show you that Big Girls Cry. This is the gym where fire meets gasoline, an exotic experience where Sia frequently hangs from a Chandelier as she triumphs over the battle. Don't worry about your elastic heart, you can try again for another opportunity. Just know you've been changed.
Disney Princesses With Short Hair
Elsa and Anna Cut it off, cut it off, can't put my hair in a braid anymoreeeeeee...(yes you should be singing this to the Let It Go tune). Elsa thought she would try something new since she froze her entire kingdom and Anna being the good sister she is, thought she would do the same. Olaf said that it's the perfect for SUMMER. Snow White It was a wig the whole time. Snow White liked to change up her style every once in a while and she's currently looking for a new wig to impress the seven dwarfs. Personally, I like Snow White with a short buzz cut because it lets her spice up her wardrobe. Rapunzel Rapunzel, Rapuzel, you can't let down your hair. As you can see in the picture, Rapunzel just donated her hair to Camelot's Lock's of Love. All of the commoners and royalty of the kingdom donate their hair once every few years. She's crying because she became very attached to her hair but her mother is SO PROUD she donated. Tiana It's very flapper-esque reminiscing of the 1920's. Since everyone seems to want a bob, Tiana went for a more traditional short cut with a swirl. She's beautiful as ever dancing to the jazzy blues in New Orleans. You go girl. Cinderella She realized a pixie cut would be more practical while doing chores. Cinderella had much shorter hair before she grew it out as we see in the movie. But did you notice how the fairy god mother gave Cinderella a bun to impress the prince? Short hair, sophisticated, and beautiful, yet all we pay attention to is the glass slipper. Ariel Ariel was getting really tired of getting seaweed stuck in her hair. Flounder told her that she should just trim it up so that she looked more human. Prince Eric loved her new hair, and as you can see, Ariel is trying to play modest because she is not one to brag. Look at her hair, isn't it neat? Jasmine A WHOLE NEW CUT, with new hair styles by genie... singing again. It's got that perfect Arabian look with low maintenance. And when living in a desert, you don't want hair to be too long because it's just too hot outside. I love Jasmine with short locks.
Makeup Artist Draws Kim Kardashian On Her Chin
If you think Michael Jordan crying meme is hilarious, the Kim Kardashian one is twice as funny. As much as we love Kim K, she will never get out of this one -- ever. Let's be honest, her cry was monumental and quite hideous -- then again, who really has a lovely looking smile anyway? While Michael Jordan has been getting the most shine lately for his crying meme, it didn't take long before someone came along and put the infamous Kim Kardashian meme on the map. You've seen it on blogs, you've seen it on cellphones, and you've even seen it on shirts, but have you ever seen it on someone's chin? If not, today happens to be your lucky day. A talented makeup artist decided it would be cool if she drew cry baby Kim on her chin and believe it or not, it actually came out looking rather amazing. You cannot tell me that makeup is not a form of art. Laura Jenkinson is a makeup artist known for recreating images on her chin using her ever so amazing makeup skills and if you thought this was pretty awesome, just wait until you see her Donald Trump drawing -- yikes. In the meantime, keep scrolling and check out the images below. How epic is this? Looks just like Kim. Seriously. Of course, you can't have Kim without Kylie and her new lips. Amazing! Looks just like Jay-Z. Big lips and all. He has that same sinister look he always has on his face. Donald Gump. Ooops, I mean't Trump. Hey Everyone, look it's Finn from Adventure Time! And of course, I had to save the best for last and for @alywoah. Tacos! How amazingly odd are these works of art? Which one is your favorite? @alywoah @danidee @humairaa @cindystran @sophiamor @buddyesd @marshalledgar @YourConscience @shannonl5 @TessStevens @MyAffairWith @EasternShell @Cle1 @jazziejazz @primodiva93 @stephosorio @LizArnone