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Because we all know they have cell phones.

I grabbed all of these messages at Texts From Last Night, so you know that real people with real lives actually sent them (which means they're rated R folks). But... for the sake of fun, we can pretend that they came from The Avengers, right?

Steve why did you let Natasha talk you into that?

Oh, because it's Natasha. Got it.

Forgive Thor's typos.

He is on shot number five after all.

Bruce sent this to Tony.

I will go down with the Science Bros. ship and no one can stop me.

Steve makes time for the ladies.

Fun fact: people in the 40s used to say "making time" when they meant "hooking up".

Loki is going by 'Dave' this weekend.

He's trying to reinvent his image after the whole Chitauri invasion thing.

She means it in a loving way.

You know, like Mean Girls.
Ummm... apologies might need to be made on Monday.
LOL I love this. Black Widow is my kind of shameless.
@YoSoySoysauce me too. 馃槀馃槀馃槀 black widow is killing me
I want to know how that conversation between Steve and that bathroom man went. lol
Hehe thanks everyone ^_^ I'm glad you enjoyed them! @TerrecaRiley clearly you gotta teach me how to party!
@shannonl5 I think you somehow overheard what my weekend is gonna be like and wrote this for me.I tip my hat to you madam
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