Let me preface my response to @TessStevens' Hollywood Heartthrob Challenge by saying that I have a disgusting taste in dudes, and I apologize that you have to look at these guys. Unless you're @ButterflyBlu or @LizArnone, my 'taste in dude' soulmates who probably have a crush on one or two of these guys too.
(Also, @TessStevens, sorry I picked 5 dudes instead of 3. I'm thirsty today.)
OKAY, LET'S BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew Gray Gubler
Guys, I talk about my love for Matthew Gray Gubler so much in these cards that I'm a little sick of talking about my love for Matthew Gray Gubler. Just trust that that love is real, okay?
I think it's safe to say he's been on my list for a good decade now. One time I saw him eating at a vegan restaurant in Westwood, LA and I half-considered stealing his used fork after he left. (I was 20. Withhold your judgment, guys.)
You guys, who doesn't have a crush on Chris Pratt these days? I went to a sandwich shop once just because they had a sandwich called The Chris Pratt. ($5 for a Chris Pratt that I can call my own? I'm so there.)
Seth has the cutest laugh in the entire universe, and I appreciate that he has been able to make a career out of dick jokes. I also love what he and his wife have done for dementia and Alzheimer's research. A dick joke maker who isn't ACTUALLY a dick?!
Hey, Ben. Are we dating yet? No? Oh, okay. Maybe I'll try again next week.