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Let me preface my response to @TessStevens' Hollywood Heartthrob Challenge by saying that I have a disgusting taste in dudes, and I apologize that you have to look at these guys. Unless you're @ButterflyBlu or @LizArnone, my 'taste in dude' soulmates who probably have a crush on one or two of these guys too.
(Also, @TessStevens, sorry I picked 5 dudes instead of 3. I'm thirsty today.)
Also, speaking of, @ButterflyBlu, @LizArnone, (and my fellow guy gossipers @Taijiotter and @AimeeH), all four of you are tagged to do this next. Unless you've already done it. Then you have to tag me and let me know!

OKAY, LET'S BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew Gray Gubler

Guys, I talk about my love for Matthew Gray Gubler so much in these cards that I'm a little sick of talking about my love for Matthew Gray Gubler. Just trust that that love is real, okay?

Jason Schwartzman

I think it's safe to say he's been on my list for a good decade now. One time I saw him eating at a vegan restaurant in Westwood, LA and I half-considered stealing his used fork after he left. (I was 20. Withhold your judgment, guys.)

Chris Pratt

You guys, who doesn't have a crush on Chris Pratt these days? I went to a sandwich shop once just because they had a sandwich called The Chris Pratt. ($5 for a Chris Pratt that I can call my own? I'm so there.)

Seth Rogen

Seth has the cutest laugh in the entire universe, and I appreciate that he has been able to make a career out of dick jokes. I also love what he and his wife have done for dementia and Alzheimer's research. A dick joke maker who isn't ACTUALLY a dick?!

Ben Schwartz

Hey, Ben. Are we dating yet? No? Oh, okay. Maybe I'll try again next week.

I hope you guys appreciate my contribution to the challenge! Sorry that my taste is so white and nerdy!

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@JaxomB It's the most-watched show on my Netflix. That and Boys Over Flowers because idk if you watch Korean dramas, but that one's pretty horrible in the most perfect way.
2 years ago·Reply
We are THE SAME PERSON!! Ben Schwartz, Chris Pratt and Matthew Gray Gubler can GETTTT ITTTTT
2 years ago·Reply
I'm so glad I brought you to the Ben Schwartz dark side, @LizArnone. Buhahahaah.
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee I watch a lot of Kdramas. They are more fun than most American TV.
2 years ago·Reply
@JaxomB Are you watching any right now? I tend to watch the same exact ones over and over again. I can't even tell you how many times I've watched It's Okay, It's Love at this point. Gong Hyojin is amazing.
2 years ago·Reply