Ha!!! Yeah... That's me. 😵
And THANKS for the info, SISTER. You have to comfort me if I have nightmares now. And come kill them.
Ohhhh, get this crap. Last night I went to the kitchen a little after midnight. There were FOUR spiders in the window above my sink. Not sitting IN the window, though... Noooo. One was on the glass. Two were around the top on the wall. The last one had made a web in the corner and was just hanging out!!! I freaked out. (I can't help it, people!!) I dropped the glass of water in the sink and just RAN. (I'm so sad.) The worst thing, though... I had to freaking leave them there! I can't kill them and it was after midnight!
So in the morning, I called the man who sold me my house. He lives on the property bordering mine. He built my house. He's super nice and treats me and Levi like we're family... Like a daughter. So, anyways, he comes to my house at 8am to kill my spiders and spray around the house. (See? He doesn't let me pay him or anything. >.< Such a nice guy!) But then he says, "oh yeah, I bet a mama laid eggs in one of your herbs here (in the window) and they hatched. These four stayed but I'm SURE the rest went out the window." (It stays open... I like air.)
I almost died!!! Seriously?! I have to pick the herbs off the plants and you're telling me that there might be a big one or eggs or more?! Omg NOOO.
*sobbing* I have to leave this place.