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[ROLL CALL] What's The Stupidest Way You've Injured Yourself?
I was talking to a friend earlier today, and we were laughing about how we're both the accident prone ones in our 'squad'. In my lifetime, I've broken both my wrists, one finger, and my tailbone - with my tailbone being the most ridiculous one.
One time, when I was in middle school, I saw a spider crawling on my ceiling. I freaked out and wanted to kill it, but my ceiling was SUPER HIGH, and the only way I could reach it is if I jumped on the bed. So I kept jumping on the bed, trying to squash this spider, and once I actually killed it, I screamed, pulled back, fell off the bed, and landed hard on my tailbone.
I walked around with a something-shoved-up-my-butt style limp for the next few weeks.
Telling her this story got me curious:

What's the stupidest way you've ever injured yourself?

(Extra points if you had an audience and/or a trip to the ER. If your answer is amazing enough, I might just feature it in a round-up card over the weekend!)

Let's goooooo!!

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@KTM2014 Lmao that's my favorite line. That and IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL.
2 years ago·Reply
oh yeah. you have no idea. I just had somebody tell me that I smelled like the broaster chicken lol. I'm not even the fryer!
2 years ago·Reply
I went to go hit a tennis ball with a racket but i missed, fell down and hit myself with the racket instead.... ah..... the pain :)
2 years ago·Reply
@Baekyeol27 LOL I feel like that's one of those injuries that hurt at the time, but in hindsight is pretty hilarious.
2 years ago·Reply
one time we went to Reno for the snowy season. I was at the top of a slope and I was kind of getting hot and I tried taking off one of my jackets. The zipper broke so I had to do it the old-fashioned way and when I did it got stuck in my head. I struggled and I slipped rolling down the slope. I had bruises and cuts cuz of the branches sticking um from the snow. and when I finally reached the end of the slope I succeeded in taking of my jacket but turns out the broken zipper cut my nose so I was having a nosebleed the whole way back to the hotel.
2 years ago·Reply