2 years ago
danidee
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Breaking News: Hillary Doesn't Like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
We've heard her take on health care, foreign policy, and the War on Drugs, but many American voters have been waiting (with baited breath, might I add) for Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton to answer perhaps the most pertinent question of our time:

Does she like Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

Clinton finally addressed the issue during a Q&A session on a leading political forum called Facebook, when asked by US citizen - user Claire Celsi of Des Moines, Iowa, obviously a huge fan of Fall.

The verdict?

HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES!

Or rather: She used to, but things eventually took a turn.
Apparently, over 400 calories in a 16-ounce beverage became too much for Hillary to be comfortable with - although she admits she actually used to be quite a fan!

So is that REALLY a no? Or is that a yes? Or is that a no-yes-no-yes-no-yes..?

And will her wavering stance on pumpkin politics affect her approval ratings?

Let me know what you think in the comments below, and for more WTF News, feel free to follow my WTF Street Journal collection!
4 comments
hahahah one drinks the pumpkin spice for the YUMS, despite the calorie...come on Hil!
2 years ago·Reply
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@nicolejb We're going to have to find out how Bernie feels about PSL. DOES HE FEEL THE PUMPKIN BERN???
2 years ago·Reply
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She needs to chill out and stop thinking about her calories! Everyone should enjoy a cup of pumpkin spice latte on a windy autumn day!
2 years ago·Reply
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@mchlyang She can always make it a skinny! Every loyal Starbucksian knows that!
2 years ago·Reply
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