Breaking News: Hillary Doesn't Like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
We've heard her take on health care, foreign policy, and the War on Drugs, but many American voters have been waiting (with baited breath, might I add) for Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton to answer perhaps the most pertinent question of our time:
Does she like Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Clinton finally addressed the issue during a Q&A session on a leading political forum called Facebook, when asked by US citizen - user Claire Celsi of Des Moines, Iowa, obviously a huge fan of Fall.
HILLARY CLINTON DOESN'T LIKE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES!
Or rather: She used to, but things eventually took a turn.
Apparently, over 400 calories in a 16-ounce beverage became too much for Hillary to be comfortable with - although she admits she actually used to be quite a fan!
So is that REALLY a no? Or is that a yes? Or is that a no-yes-no-yes-no-yes..?
And will her wavering stance on pumpkin politics affect her approval ratings?