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Since its origin in the late 19th century, pizza has remained the food that people all over the world have kept close to their hearts.
But what if you could keep it REALLY close?
Like, a ziplock bag around your neck close?
Fortunately for all of us, that dream can now become a reality with the aid of Stupidiotic's brand new Portable Pizza Pouch. For a cool $8, you can visit their website and purchase the necklace - essentially a slice-shaped ziplock hanging from a lanyard strap.
According to the official product description, the Portable Pizza Pouch comes with special magic powers, adding that "Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive."
Good looks AND pizza? Hey, I'm down.
So far, the Portable Pizza Pouch has enjoyed stellar reviews, which makes sense because, you know, it's pizza.
Time Magazine sees great potential for the Pizza Pouch as an upcoming fashion trend: "It’s an accessory that seems appropriate for all occasions."
Huntington Post sees it as a valuable lifestyle change: "Friends come and go, and delivery may fail, but a Portable Pizza Pouch will never, ever leave you cheese-less."

But what do you all think about it? Will you be buying a Portable Pizza Pouch?

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considering the fact that I work at a pizza joint.. no. definitely wouldn't
@KTM2014 LOL Are you burnt out on pizza?
not really. Just get enough of it at work, and I like my pizza hot. that and I would constantly be hungry, smelling pizza all over the place ;) lmao
Hahaha do you go home smelling like pizza all the time? @KTM2014 When I'd get home from working a shift at Starbucks, I stunk like coffee so bad lol
I'd be awesome! I can keep my pizza safe from other people, I'd look cool and I can store other foods and non foods inside.