You remember the pokerap, right? The cute little song from your childhood that rapped through all 151 original pokemon to a funky beat? Well now that there are over 700 total pokemon, you would think that a pokemon rap is out of the question.
That's not what Collegehumor thought. They figured "Hey, let's do a new pokerap. LET'S DO A POKERAP WITH ALL THE NEW POKEMANS. WHO CARES ABOUT THE TIME IT'LL TAKE!?"
So, lo and behold. There is a new pokerap.
And it is as absurd as you think it would be.