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Which Female Archetype Are You?

It's time for another awesome horoscope!

In honor of Ladies' Week, this one will be dedicated to female character tropes. Let me know how hard you laughed at these in the comments!

Aries- Damsel in Distress

You're about to be put in immediate danger (likely kidnapped and imprisoned in another castle) to create the premise for your hero friend's quest.
Notable examples include: Princess Peach from Super Mario, Kallen from Code Geass, and most of the female cast of Sin City.

Taurus- Evil Matriarch

There's good news and bad news. The good news: Everyone fears you. The bad news: You're probably wicked, and not in the fun, showtunes-filled green way.
Notable examples include: Yubaba from Spirited Away, Talia al Ghul, and Adria from Diablo III.

Gemini- Girlfriend in the Refridgerator

You're dead in an appliance somewhere. Don't worry: your death was not in vain. That was all it took to motivate your hero friend to do the right thing.
Notable examples include: Gwen Stacy, Sarah from Castlevania, and of course the original Alexandra DeWitt from Green Lantern.

Cancer- Defecting for Love

You have a lot of very strong beliefs... and you're a hot second away from ditching them for a guy. You can't help it. He's dreamy.
Notable examples include: Black Widow, Hilde from Gundam Wing, and Selene from Underworld.

Leo- Misandrist

You're not really a feminist, you just play one on tv. Don't worry, we'll send you back to the kitchen soon, and it'll be hilarious!
Notable examples include: Benio from Ouran High School Host Club, and Superia and Man-Killer from Marvel.

Virgo- Rubber Spine

Forget Reed Richards, your spine is more flexible than a rubber band. As long as it means we can see your boobs and butt at the same time. Please see a chiropractor.
Notable examples include: any series with excessive fanservice, and any art by Rob Liefeld.

Libra- Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Your only mission in life from here on out is to help others achieve happiness. Because you have such a surplus of it!
Notable examples include:

Scorpio- One of the Boys

You had like ten thousand brothers growing up so of course you're super tough now. That's definitely not something you could have come up with on your own.
Notable examples include: Samus, Clea from Doctor Strange, and Haruhi Suzumiya.

Sagittarius- Pretty All Along

You tricked us with your glasses and nerdy tendencies! But it's time to give up all of your substance because on the inside, you're a pretty girl and that's all that matters.
Notable examples include: every teen movie from the 90s.

Capricorn- Madonna-Whore Complex

There are clearly only two kinds of women in the entire world: those that deserve to be protected, and those that deserve to be punished. For what? Who knows! Who cares?!
Notable examples include: Betty and Veronica, and Sakura and Karin from Naruto.

Aquarius- Classy Cat Burglar

You're not really stealing things, you're just liberating them. From someone else's possession to your own! Fortunately people will be too dazed by your "charm" to do anything about it.
Notable examples include: Catwoman (duh), Psiren from Fullmetal Alchemist, and Rogue from Sonic the Hedgehog.

Pisces- Token Girl

You're pretty much just here because it keeps people from complaining. At least you're not something water-based.
Notable examples include: Black Widow, Smurfette, and Candy Kong from Donky Kong.
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Scorpo one of the guys tho id have to say guygirl of that amde any sense
a year ago·Reply
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I agree with mine.
a year ago·Reply
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@KittyRobinson yay! Which one?
a year ago·Reply
@shannonl5 Madonna whore-complex. totally in agreement.
a year ago·Reply
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