You live near Legoland? I sure as hell don't. Do you know what a 4D movie is? I do, but also don't care about them! But if you answered yes to both of those questions then here's some news for you:
Legoland will premiere a new short 4D film called The Lego Movie 4D A New Adventure. I'm not really sure what it'll be about but it seems like a fun thing you could take your kids to provided you have kids. And even if you don't have kids, do it anyway, you're an adult. Ain't nobody gonna judge you.
I just can't help picturing what the 4D aspect will be like. Maybe from time to time ushers will walk into the theater and chuck small plastic blocks at the audience when things explode. I mean, all the previous "4D Adventures" I've been on involved some kind of thing getting flung into my face.
One time, there were rats on the screen and something brushed up against my leg and I started crying so hard my parents had to leave my brother in the theater in order to calm me down outside. When I got back in the theater I noticed that they were just tiny little brushes and I guess that made it better but hey, I was a fucking kid, alright? I don't like being tickled.
Anyway, if you're interested in this sort of thing then you'll be pleased to know that The LEGO Movie 4D A New Adventure will premiere exclusively to Legoland parks and Legoland Discovery Centers worldwide beginning at Legoland Florida Resort on January 29th 2016, followed by Legoland California Resort on February 6th 2016.
Man, that was a lot of words I didn't care about typing.