Jurassic World/Guardians of the Galaxy Mash-Up is Disappointing
I think we all had to assume that this was coming at one point or another. I mean, Chris Pratt is the star in both of these movies. So maybe, I got a little too excited about this could have been. I know I sometimes have an overactive imagination, mom, but the idea of Space Dinosaurs is something that just blows my mind up into little baby pieces for someone else to put back together with duct tape or something.
And I think the reason it doesn't work as well here is because they're both live-action movies mixed together. And, I don't think Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World share anything in common other than the leading man. I'm not saying that's a problem but when you see a screenshot of something that says Jurassic Galaxy, you kind of assume Space Dinosaurs.
Instead, they made Ronan take the role of the dinosaur, which is cool (actually it isn't not at all but if you think it's cool, then cool. I don't care. Do your thing, man) but he's still a human looking person. So, making all those weird test-tube dinosaur sounds surround the scenes he's in is a little off putting. I'm sure I'm probably the only one that thinks this but if I'm not please let me know. I'd like to tell you how you're a silly baby puppy that spends too much time on the Internet because your parents don't pay enough attention to you. Why won't my dog-parents pay attention to me...