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The Perfect Pick Up Lines For Women To Use On Men

Men and pickup lines are like oil and water.

They don't mix well. As much as men try to woo their way into a woman's life with the help of a few lame pick up lines, it usually never works. I will admit there are some pickup lines that have been used and tested that happen to work like a charm, but it takes a certain guy to sweep a woman off her feet after approaching her with with a pick up line. We live in a world full of double standards and as bad as it sucks, it doesn't have to.
Anything men can do, women can do too and much better. Yes, that means even using a few pick up lines on men. I mean if the shoe fits, why not? There's no likely chance that the guy will run into your arms after you hit him with a few clever lines, but you never know. Plus, it's a known fact that women have guys beat when it comes to being smooth. If you'r trying to pick up a guy or possibly find the love of your life, there's no telling if this is the proper way to go about it. If you're willing to take a chance at love and a few clever lines, keep scrolling to see some pick up lines perfect for women to use on men.

1.) No ring? You should be someones husband

2.) Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

3.) Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?

4.) Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy

5.) Hey, you work out?

6.) Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

7.) Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

8.) Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

9.) Your lips were made to be kissed, and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!

10.) Did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away!

This could go one of two ways. Let's hope for the best.

Share your favorite pick up line below.
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haha, very opinionated @itiswhatitis365
Seriously I would never do that. too shy.
These are wonderful. I think I'm definitely gonna try them! Hahaha! ๐Ÿ˜‚
I definitely agree with your entire comment especially the last sentence. Laughing is like food for the soul, so if you can make someone else laugh that's always a great thing especially if that laugh turns into potential love, maybe @JonPatrickHyde
#10 - Seriously? You had me at "fart" - LOL. But in all seriousness - you'll get to a certain age when any line that's used as an icebreaker is awesome - especially if you both can laugh about it and call it out for what it is. You don't need a pickup line to talk to someone. Just be yourself and be honest... if you are interested say so. I do however - feel that if you approach most anything with humility and a sense of humor - regardless of how it is received; you can walk away with your head held high.
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