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There's something about tequila that just ruins people (or enhances?) Like, I can drink whiskey or rum, and still be a kinda-normal human being. But tequila?! It basically turns me into a person nobody knows existed.
My mood I have before drinking pretty much dictates what kind of tequila drunk I will be...

What kind of tequila drinker are you?

1) The Tequila Flirt

Hey mista papi chulo hey hey heyyyy

2) The More You Drink, The More You Want

Throw it baacckkkkk

3) So Who's Tryna Dine & Dash?

Syyyyykeeeee your food is mine now!

4) At least Your Vomit Tastes Like Lime


5) "I HATE YOU" Drunk Texter

You suck and your face sucks too

6) Passed The Funk Out

Dude, I'm good. Let me just sleep.

7) Bar Tops Are Made For Dancing

Got more energy than the energizer bunny

Which tequila drunk are you?

I've been drunk on tequila twice in my life lol. The first time, I kept trying to make out with my dude friend (who is SO PLATONIC IT HURTS. SO PLATONIC), and then the other time, I was crying for no reason. I still have no idea why I was crying. I just know tequila probably did it.
luckly I managed to keep my cell in case he tried somehing
When I was younger I was the dance on the bar lol mixed with "I think I can sing" also the drunk friend that is sober enough to make sure her other friend's clothes stay on outside.. That is a true story lol.. I got smacked in the face my friend's boob because I am way shorter than her and her buttons on her shirt decided to bust open... And she was commando.. Wtf Lmao.. To be young
I had to hitch a ride from a trucker, he was pretty cool guy
I love being 23 it's like being 21 with 2 years of drinking experience
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