There's something about tequila that just ruins people (or enhances?) Like, I can drink whiskey or rum, and still be a kinda-normal human being. But tequila?! It basically turns me into a person nobody knows existed.
My mood I have before drinking pretty much dictates what kind of tequila drunk I will be...
What kind of tequila drinker are you?
1) The Tequila Flirt
Hey mista papi chulo hey hey heyyyy
2) The More You Drink, The More You Want
Throw it baacckkkkk
3) So Who's Tryna Dine & Dash?
Syyyyykeeeee your food is mine now!
4) At least Your Vomit Tastes Like Lime
5) "I HATE YOU" Drunk Texter
You suck and your face sucks too
6) Passed The Funk Out
Dude, I'm good. Let me just sleep.
7) Bar Tops Are Made For Dancing
Got more energy than the energizer bunny