Hello, single people of Vingle. I've noticed you, hanging out in Love & Relationships, dabbling in Food, learning how to make @allischaaff's chocolate and peanut butter something so that you can fill your lonely piehole on a slow, sad Saturday night. I can tell that you're hurting. The dating world has been unkind to you - unfair even, but perhaps you've failed to notice that, this entire time, your special someone has been right there under your nose.
Six feet under, actually. With their arm sticking out.