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Chelsea Handler: Angelina Seems like a Demon

Long before she became best friends with Jennifer Aniston, Chelsea Handler made headlines for publicly bashing Angelina Jolie. During a March 5 appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, the 38-year-old Chelsea Lately host continued to dis the engaged mother of six. "She seems like a demon," Handler said of Jolie, 36. "It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that's a bad girl. I just don't like Angelina Jolie. I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls!" Handler last spoke of Jolie when she appeared on the May 2012 cover of More magazine. Explaining that the Academy Award winner doesn't seem trustworthy, the comedienne insisted Jolie "doesn't strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with." During a Glamour interview with Katie Couric in 2010, Handler was asked to explain why she used Jolie as fodder for her stand-up routines. (The After Lately star once called the Girl, Interrupted actress "a homewrecker" and "a f-cking c--t.") VIDEO: Jennifer Aniston embarrasses herself in front of Chelsea Handler's beau "Yeah, I'm not a fan hers," Handler replied. "She just doesn't come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you'd really want to avoid." Aniston, she countered, "makes me laugh. She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails." Handler first gained attention for mocking Jolie -- and her son eldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt -- during a 2007 Comedy Central special. "He's so pissed off because he probably thought he was, like, scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime, getting adopted by this famous movie star, who was gonna rescue him from his third world Cambodia, only to find out she's gonna take him to every other f-cking third world country in the world," she joked in her act. "He's probably like, 'When the f-ck are we getting to Malibu like you promised?'" cr;usm
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hahaha.. Ilove angie!
I wanna sayit's pretty mean but i kinda see what Chelsea's saying.. ^^v
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