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That's Not How It Works.

"Hey, Charlie, what's your favorite video game?" "Oh, you know, sometimes me and my family gather around the ol' Chromebook and play a few hours of MS DOS."
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Hahahaha. This is amazing. Stock photo fails are basically my favorite thing on the planet. Besides @ChriSingularis' amazing Autocucumber fails
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Nothing is moving. There's a blinking cursor. These controllers don't work...... That's because nothing is plugged in.....
@kabutar571 Lol what?
poor boy he can't see what he is paying,,
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