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Funny Community Caption Contest: HALLOWEEN EDITION!

Attention, Vinglers of the Funny Community! It is Wednesday, so you know what that means - time for the weekly Funny Caption Contest!
Will your wit reign supreme? Participate in this week's game for a chance to see your caption posted as the Funny Community's Featured Card of the Week. Last week's champion was @VarunNambiar. This week, IT COULD BE YOU!

If you're playing for the first time, here are the rules:

1) Post as many caption ideas as you can come up with below. (What's going on in the picture? What are they thinking? Come up with a funny caption that sums up what's going on.)
2) Feel free to 'like' as many of your posted favorites as you'd like. Root your friends on!
3) The winner will be whoever has the most 'likes' on their caption by Monday at midnight EST. The winning entry will be turned into a featured meme, and the winner gets to choose next week's funny picture!

Ready... set... GOOOOO!!

**ALSO: I am cleaning out this tag list. If you'd like to stay as a member of the Funny Caption Competitors, let me know, and I'll add you to the new one!**
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Kevin! Carl! Jerry! Get this...Little girl... a pumpkin! Le pampka? Le... Pampka?? Ooooh, le Pampka!
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The perfect disguises to infiltrate the pumpkin patch!
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