Here were the directions:
Pick a Marvel character. It can be a hero or villain.
Obviously this was difficult! So let me walk you through my process:
Sorry my darling, but no. We all know I love Steve, but I couldn't commit to a lifetime of stubbornness, reckless behavior, and that Brooklyn stiff upper lip. We'd be better off as friends.
Again, I adore her, but it would never work between us. She doesn't do long-term relationships. And I can respect that. We'll just Netflix and chill when the mood strikes ;)
Aw buddy, that never lasts. I love ya, but I wish Pepper the best of luck there. You're a hot mess. And *I'm* a hot mess. We're just too similar friend.
I'm too much of a fan of what she has with Luke Cage to even dream of it.
No thanks. I remember what happened to Gwen Stacey. I want to live.
Which brings me to...
That's how it is!
Sam Wilson: Would you marry me?
Seriously, he's amazing.
That smile! Gaaah!
I'm taking that .gif as a real 'yes', Sam Wilson and I are married now.