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Halloween!!!!!

Can't wait to take the kids out and charge an outrageous service tax for my mommy escort services! one daughter is going to be a cat, and the other is STILL undecided. No worries, still have last year's costume, zombie ninjas are always cool, right? If I ding dong at your door though, the candy I want is pictured below....we'll call it my protection fee, not allowing my girls to egg your house, right?
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