danidee
2 years ago10,000+ Views
Welcome To The Funny Community, Earthlings!

HELLO, DARLING NOOBS!!!

I'm Dani, the Vingle Funny moderator, and I'd like to welcome you to the Funny Community, the only section of Vingle that's like summer camp - but even better!

Okay, not that summer camp. Different summer camp.

This community is for people who love laughing, so if that's you, then you're in good company!

Here's a little bit about me:

Favorite Joke:
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."
Favorite SNL Cast Members:
Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Horatio Sanz
Favorite Weapon To Take Into The Zombie Apocalypse:
Slingshot, probably

NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET EVERYONE ELSE!

We accept all forms of sarcasm, cat gifs, one-liners, dad jokes, geek memes, and hilariousness in between.

We also love talking about food, playing community games, and sharing our favorite funny stories.

SO LET'S BECOME FOREVER HOMIES!!!

Now it's time to INTRODUCE YOURSELF!

List your FAVORITE JOKES, FAVORITE FUNNY PEOPLE, or FAVORITE FUNNY FACT ABOUT YOURSELF, so we can learn more about you.

Extra points if you tell us your name. A year supply of cotton candy if you tell us your favorite joke. (Okay, there's no cotton candy. But try anyway.)
And current community Vinglers, make sure to pop in and say hello!
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My name is Alejandra. I'm into sarcastic dark humor and need humor. My favorite joke can't exactly be typed. It's not as funny but I'll try anyway. What type of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim. (It sounds like the Mario theme song)
2 years ago·Reply
Hi my names Gerard, favorite joke would be.....well that's hard to say because I like a lot of jokes. Even the ones about chimichangas. Favorite funny people are Jeff Dunham and the whole crew. Kevin Hart, if you don't know you go learn today. Jim Carey, Adam Sandler and Robin Williams are my childhood comedians though. I love to play video games and communicating with people isn't my strong point. Oh almost forgot about Tosh.O and Gabriel Iglesias. (thanks commenters) I'm a great person to get to know but I have a bad side and a short temper that I've been working on for years. If anything I will talk to you to set things straight. I don't hold grudges. Nice to meet you all and I hope I get to know you guys better.
2 years ago·Reply
My name is Joshua, but my friends call me Joshypoo. I'm liking the Vingle I've seen so far. Here is my favorite one-liner: "I've never met a face I didn't like, but in your case, I'll make an exception." «Groucho Marx»
2 years ago·Reply
hey there!my name is mir and I am a sicker for puns I love all jokes but puns are my favorite. here's one. so there were 2 olives one black olive one green olive.they were walking up the hill then the black olive tripped and tumbled down. the green olive chased after it and went up to the black olive and said "hey are you okay?" then the black olive said "olive".
2 years ago·Reply
Hi my name is Haylee Toussaint. I love Mathius, Markiplier and Jeff Dunham. Mostly Markiplier. My favorite joke is "Some people are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." lol I'm kinda mean with my jokes. But I'm a Walmart cashier so....lol
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