In honor of Halloween, here are ten holiday-themed headcanons about our favorite Merc.
And yes, that wink-y face image is for you @LAVONYORK but I hope that all the Mercs out there enjoy it!
1. You all know he trick-or-treats. People who give our raisins go on his 'naughty' list.
2. And no, you don't want to know what happens to the people on the 'naughty' list.
3. He dresses up as Spider-Man every year, just to see if people confuse his costume for a Deadpool one.
4. No such luck this year.
5. He gives out awesome candy of course. King size candy bars all the way. The neighborhood kids love him.
6. Whenever anyone tries to ruin someone's Halloween (egging someone's house, making fun of someone's costume) they end up on the 'SUPER naughty' list.
7. You don't want to know what happens to them either.
8. Fun fact: The Spidey suit he owns gives him a wedgie.
9. Because it's not really his size.
10. Because he stole it from Spider-Man.