If you've ever been a kid, chances are you've been sent to the principal's office for one reason or another. Let's face it - kids get in trouble! Aside from making messes and loud sounds, it's what we do best!
I want to do a bi-monthly free-for-all called "COOL STORY, BRO!" where we all share ridiculous memories we have, from when we wound up in the ER after hurting ourselves a really stupid way to exchanging the weird lies our parents told us as children - that we believed!
Today's big question - What got YOU sent to the principal's office?
I'll start first:
When I was in 5th grade, I brought one of my dad's Things You Never Knew Existed catalog to school because it was awesome and let you order things like umbrella hats and laser pointers. When me and my friends were looking through it at recess, we got to the page of the celebrity cardboard stand-ups, and one of them was Pamela Anderson in her iconic red Baywatch swimsuit. My friend asked me if he can have that picture, so we ripped it out, and he kept it in his desk.
Before I knew it, somehow my teacher found out this happened, and sent us both to the principal's office, accusing me of 'distributing dirty material' like a picture of a cardboard stand-up of Pam Anderson in a red swimsuit was akin to a page ripped out of Hustler. I realize their intentions were good, but TO THIS DAY, I feel like it was a huge over-reaction.
So now it's your turn!
Comment below with the craziest reason you were ever sent to the principal's office.
(Extra points if you got detention.)