My parents always ask me what I'm doing. that's not a crime, but when they come barging in mid online game and tell me to 1: pause and 2: tell them who I'm talking to.
"no mother I can't pause. that's not how it works, and I'm talking to people I've never met before. okay. back to gaming. so my bank account number and pin are ..." like seriously. the only way to get rid of them is to piss them off so much they leave.. parents bug me, but one day I'll be one.. and I'll get to bug my kid so it will all be okay in the end!