Just in case you ever wanted to be creeped out by perfectly ordinary everyday objects. Y'know. As you do.
Mmm. Realistic grandma flavor.
Yeah, I'm pretty much scarred for life now.
See, it was almost cute. But then you had to go and add the ketchup blood.
The longer I look at this, the more upsetting it is.
OH GOD that's a dog.
Uh... no thank you?
Uh... yeah. No thank you. Again.
Technically, there are no lies being told here. But it's still somehow... creepy.
Yeah I feel like this is gonna be another no thank you.
Welp, no matter how badly it creeps me out – I still love you, food. Now come here and get in my belly.